Appointment with the derma-cock-tologist

Description: You've come to see me because you are having issues with a dry penis. though i understand that the treatment and the conversation will give you an erection, you must try to control yourself. i need to apply a prescription lotion to your penis and also need to vigorously massage it. please do not become overexcited. i do have to stop at times to help you, and i also engage in random small talk towards the end like you'd have at the barber's, to calm you down a little