Watermelon Crush In Black Boots

Description: It's watermelon season and i'm serving up the best loser fruit around! i took one to a public park and destroyed it with my really dirty black boots. i stood full weight on the melon for a minute straight, bouncing up and down and you see the melon slowly compress into the hard floor beneath me. once it gives up, it bursts open violently and splits right down the middle for me to finish off with crushing, twisting and stomping. i turn this big melon into a delectable fruit juice for one of my lucky subs to slurp. i want you to purchase this and imagine this being your head that i'm standing on and watch it fold under my weight wearing my black boots. right where you belong, loser.