Toilet Roulette

Description: You’re such a pathetic, toilet-obsessed freak that i decided it was time to turn your sickness into a game. i created my very own toilet roulette wheel—each slice of the circle marked with a disgusting public location you’re going to “visit” with that filthy little tongue of yours. gas station, bus stop, porta-potty, dive bar… i know every one of them makes you twitch. then we spin again—this time for your punishment length. maybe five minutes. maybe until someone walks in. maybe until i say stop. either way, your fate is sealed, and all you can do is get on your knees and imagine yourself licking the rim like the obedient public-use loser you are. i describe it all in delicious, gag-worthy detail while laughing in your face. you were never meant to be anything more than a human urinal, and this game proves it. bet you’re already rock hard thinking about which bathroom you’ll “visit” next, huh?