Pregnant Girlfriend Ate Your Wife

Description: This video is a video message i recorded for you in your house while you were at work after i ate your wife. i walk in patting my belly and drop down into a chair in front of the camera before letting out a large, smelly burp, wafting my hand in front of my nose... fucking housewives. they never go down easy. finally, i look at you and wave, asking if you remember me, the pregnant girlfriend whose calls you've been ignoring. i found your wife! i continue burping as i explain this is the first of many payments because i did in fact warn you, my oven was not for baking, and yet you pumped me full anyways. your first payment was just delicious. it's just too bad, i mean she was a doctor. all that life and school wasted, just to become my dinner. after i finish my taunts, i tell you i should probably leave before you get home so i don't have to hear all your lame whining when you realize your wife is gone. oh boohoo. i stand up and stretch, making sure to show off my huge belly where your wife is uncomfortably crammed in. after laughing a little, i tell you that i'll see you when i'm hungry again.