Too Fat To Graduate - FeederFeedee

Description: Im supposed to graduate from college this weekend and i can’t fit the gowns. after talking to the school advisors they said they’d find me an alternative they thought would work well enough that people wouldn’t notice, but how would people not notice the fatty wearing a muumuu? i mean come on, a muumuu? i don’t think i can stand to walk the stage in a muumuu that doesn’t even fit either. i don’t know what to do. should i even go?