I'm Sorry

Description: I can tell just by looking at you that you've had a real rough go at life, haven't you? that you've been kicked when you're down time and again...mostly by me, if we're being honest? and, well, i'm a woman of integrity, and i can recognize when an apology is needed. like right now. i'm so very sorry that you're such a pathetic loser, that i'm so beautiful and perfect, and that you can't help but give me all your money. that must be super fucking hard for you, and i just wanted to offer my sincere condolences! i can only hope that my heartfelt words will help console you for the rest of your lonely, unfucked days. the viewer is assumed to have a penis. gender neutral.