Bullying the Nerd out of Myself

Description: I am a former bully who is horrified to find out that i've become quite nerdy in the past few years. this bothers me so much i resort to trying to bully the nerd out of myself, giving myself atomic wedgies and wet willies, and taunting myself during it all. at the end i debate whether or not this has helped any, and walk off screen to give myself a swirly to see if that helps.