Seducing the boss to get the secretary position while smoking

Description: I snuck into my boss's office because i'm determined to get the secretary position... but i didn't come with a resume, i came with something much more persuasive. while smoking slowly, i speak to him in a provocative voice, stick out my tits, spit them out, and ask him if this is how he gets a promotion. do he think they're pretty enough to hire me? do i deserve the job? you're the boss... tell me what you think.