Cucumbers Meet My Platform Oxfords

Description: I went to the store and picked up something that resembles what i would love to smash most.. your dick. they're much larger than your own but i wanted something that would really crumble under my weight. i used my platform oxford heels and they made quick work of them, it was far easier than i imagined. i bet your dick would smash flat quicker than the cucumbers did. could you imagine?