The Human Fart Cushion

Description: Fart lovers, you know i struggle with the smell of my own stench! this cushion was doing a perfect job protecting my delicate nose... but then i thought—why waste all that glorious gas on a cushion when i’ve got a perfectly good human one? that’s better. my obedient little fart cushion, right where he belongs. i fill his nose with wave after wave of thick, lingering gas, letting every fart soak deep into his lungs. just the way i like it...