Lost in the woods diarrhea in the pipe wmv

Description: I got lost during the hike, it's terribly cold, i'm shivering. i hide in a mud hut and i feel that i have to do it. i only see a piece of pipe, i have no choice, either i make brownies directly on the floor or i use what i have. i sit on the edges, it's very uncomfortable, the plastic digs into my skin, hurting it. what's more, when i took off my jeans, it got even colder! i focus on what i have to do, i throw brownies into the pipe, over and over, i hear a very loud thunder and smell an unpleasant stench. i have diarrhea, i know it's probably from the stress of getting lost. i think i hear people in the distance, maybe it's their mud hut and they'll catch me soon. i turn around, change position, look for a more comfortable place so that it doesn't hurt so much. more diarrhea and exploding rotten farts follow. when i finish, of course there's no toilet paper. i use my hat to wipe my butt!