My belly got a little swollen (Parody of a possible pregnancy)

Description: I woke up with my belly a little swollen, but i didn't think anything of it until it got bigger and bigger. i really looked pregnant! which is impossible! the doctor and my friend they told me that i had probably eaten something bad!my belly is getting bigger and bigger! it was a false alarm, but you'd probably want to see the progress and the end of my parody i could feel myself almost bursting from all the air in my stomach i definitely shouldn't have mixed expired empanadas with mate.