Bound for Life

Description: I can't help that i'm really into commitment these days. drive-by finsubs are a dime a dozen. sure, the quick and dirty drains can be fun, but wouldn't lifelong consistent servitude be even better? there's nothing hotter than the idea of you being indebted to me for the rest of your life. spending decades paying down a contract with interest that keeps you in my orbit forever. this is too tempting for you to pass up. come sign yourself over to me financially. you'll be paying off this decision for decades to come.