Eat My Eggy Fart

Description: You know what happens when i eat boiled eggs? i get super gassy and my farts stink so bad. it's all that sulfur in eggs. i ate 3 boiled eggs today and now i can't stop farting. it would be a real shame to see my stinky ass fumes goes to waste so bring me your face and open your mouth.  eat my eggy farts! they are so rotten but that's what you like! the nastiest, smelliest farts all for you. you should thank me for filling up your mouth with such deliciousness.