Birthday Bitch Vacation Brag

Description: It’s me! the birthday bitch!! i’m in the mood to take you for all you’ve got. i love bragging, making you jealous of my luxurious life and eager to fund it further. my greed is insatiable. you should know that by now. in fact, maven wants more is the motto! and we both know that maven gets more. so for my birthday, you’re going broke! specifically, for my expensive international tropical vacation while i live it up on the beach. by the time you buy this clip, i’ll be tanning, scuba diving, being pampered at the spa and doing all on your dime!