First of May, Outdoor Fucking Starts Today!

Description: In the grand tradition of jonathon coulton: may is here, so it's time to fuck outside!your partner (me) is soooo vanilla, and you're getting bored! they can't even dirty talk properly in bed. so you buy a magic crystal that you've been told will help make your partner more suggestible! you really want to try having sex outside, so you take control of your partner's brain to unlock their fetishes that they've been too nervous to try, and you take them outside! we fuck outside in three positions - riding, doggy, and missionary. ends with you cumming on my tits!