Hiding In The Closet

Description: My gay-dar is never wrong. i can always tell when a "straight" guy is hiding in the closet. you spend a long time getting ready and shaving your face, you take notice of other people's outfits, and most importantly, your eyes linger on hot men a little too long. straight men don't spend so much time checking out other dudes. but gay men love doing that. you can lie all you want but i know you're a queer. i bet the men at your gym have noticed too! you do extra reps around them to show off. stop denying it. you need to be gay.