Fart Sommelier [HD]

Description: Hilariously, i have decided to give you an opportunity. what possible use could someone like you offer? with no outstanding skills and no viable experience, here you are kneeling before a goddess, offering yourself as tribute. ha! a clown if i have ever seen one. anyone else would discard you are a useless piece of trash, but not i. a queen such as myself can delegate use to even a stone. stone - surprisingly more useful than you, but i digress. from this moment forth you shall be my royal sommelier - a position quite honorable for a sentient punching bag. thank me and smell my farts! all my farts will be smelled by you from this moment on. i expect you to catalog them in a detailed diary. if you think you are good enough to worship ass today, you will learn you have much training to do as you begin as a humble, lowly fart smeller. worship my farts as i posses your mind with my aroma.