Spending is Like Sex

Description: Money doesn't last long with you. as soon as you get it, you have an overwhelming urge to spend it. but you don't spend it on yourself when you do, you'll leave yourself without a cent to spare on your own wants and needs. you can't help yourself from spending every last bit on me. spending on me is unlike anything else, a feeling that just can't be beaten. it's a thrill you can't get enough of. i'd be willing to bet you don't even need to jerk off to enjoy yourself on one of your spending sprees. giving me everything you can is enough.