Outgrowing Size 36 Jeans

Description: A lovely feeder of mine got me some woman within jeans to try, and 36 was the biggest size for this style. i thought surely i could make a 36 work... i was just 34 recently right?? well as usual my ass and thighs are just too massive. maybe someday soon i'll finally try those coveted universal standard ones. i'm dying for a pair of denim short shorts so i can offend pearl clutchers all summer. ;)