You Really Shouldn’t Have Let Me Get This Lazy

Description: You’ve spoiled me so perfectly, haven’t you? feeding me, pampering me, making sure i never have to lift a finger—except now, i don’t even want to do that. you’ve fattened me up so much that even the simplest things feel like too much effort. lifting my own belly? please. that’s your job now. if you want me to keep growing—and i know you do—then you’ll need to take care of everything. feed me, fetch me snacks, worship every new inch i’ve gained. that’s the deal. you wouldn’t want all your hard work to go to waste, would you? ????