Gassy Burrito Stuffing with Measuring Tape

Description: So i am back for another remake of the burrito request where i weigh the burritos and this time i started off with around 9 lbs of burritos because they were huge ones from chipotle! i couldn't finish them all but i'm soo happy that i was able to have a tiny bit more than my record of 6.6 lbs last time! and this time it was even hotter because i used the retracting measuring tape and left it on around my huge gut the whole time so you could see it click over when i got more and more stuffed! also omg why do these burrito stuffings always make me so gassy??