Crib bottle time

Description: Baby j, my big cuddly boy, is lounging in his crib when i bounce in with his bottle, 'milk time, sweetie pie!' i cheer, handing it over. while he slurps away, i sneak a peek at his diapy, 'oh wow, it’s super soggy—way wetter than step-mommy’s!' i giggle, tapping my own lightly damp one. ‘soon as that bottle’s done,’ i say, ‘i’ll grab a fresh diapy, some powdery talc, and wipes to make you all clean!’.