I Hope The Neighbors Don't Hear Me

Description: I made some delicious egg fried ride but all the egg has got me so gassy. i had to leave my doors open so i didn't stink up my house and i really hope my neighbors don't hear me blowing up my house. i burp and fart over and over again in my kitchen until i have to move to other rooms because i was so nervous my neighbors were going to hear all of the super loud burps and farts. some of them were so loud i'm sure they heard something but hopefully they couldn't smell anything.