Catching You In My Garden

Description: I am outside in my garden and i keep seeing these pesky bugs climbing on my fresh produce and flowers. i begin to scare them away but suddenly i see a very strange looking bug. this one looks a little different than the others. this one is, you. i try to catch you, you run back and forth. i finally grab you and tell you that i am tired of you pests in my garden and i threaten to eat you, like you have been my garden. i "season" you with my herbs and swallow you whole. i burp a bit and carry on with my day