Pump and Pray

Description: You're just made to be a pumpslut aren't you? there's nothing else you can do, you tried staying away from sin, tried avoiding lust but look at you! how fast did you break that promise to god, the holy self? oh you miserable loser, you're just a weak soul, a poor sinner. you can't keep begging for mercy, you're too far gone now! you're just a brain rotted lustful possessed handhumper. you only need to pray a different way now, after all how many prayers did god really answer of yours? none, but i can answer your prayers, prayers to sin, prayers to pump! you slutty little gooner, all you need to do is pump, it is your new prayer. pump