Haunted Atomic Wedgies

Description: I've been called in to help recover some expensive vintage jewelry from a haunted house. i initially laugh it off, not believing in ghosts. but once i arrive, my mind quickly changes. as i'm searching around the house for the jewelry, a haunted being takes over my body and makes me give myself big atomic wedgies. i beg for the ghost to stop humiliating me by making me smell my own ass on my face, but the ghost is relentless. at last i stumble upon the jewelry when all of a sudden i find myself stuck in a permanent atomic wedgie! i gather the goods and make my way to the front door, all while mocking the ghost for being unable to stop me.