Cold start in High Heels to go to the Party

Description: Today i’m going to a party, all dressed up. i get into my car and turn the key, but it doesn’t want to start. that’s okay, i already know this is normal, so i give the gas pedal a few light pumps to help. the car shakes a lot and starts showing some signs of life, but then stalls. i keep trying with long crankings. then smoke starts coming out of the exhaust… should i be worried? there’s a lot of smoke. when i finally get the engine running, i keep my foot on the gas to prevent it from shutting off, but that just makes even more smoke. and the engine keeps stalling. well… i guess this car doesn’t like me.