Are You Sure?

Description: I bring you home, but something feels off. you’ve been saying all the right things, but there’s a hesitation in your touch, a certain… lack of hunger in your eyes. so i ask you, straight up... ‘are you gay?’ you laugh it off, shakes your head, insisting you’re into me. but i’m not convinced. lucky for me, i have the perfect way to test you. my gay neighbor is always down for a little fun, and with the right setup, the truth will come out soon enough. if you’re really straight, you won’t have a problem proving it. and if not? well, i do love being right.