You Should Hate Yourself

Description: You hate yourself for this. you hate how desperate you are for me to release new content. you sit there, refreshing the page over and over, aching for an update from your princess. you hate yourself for being such a pitiful beta, and yet you can't quite quell how excited all of this makes you feel. you get a thrill from being my pathetic loser. your porn addiction is as gratifying as it is embarrassing. it's a good thing you love me as much as you hate yourself.