Pumped Up Promotion

Description: The truth is, boss, i'm fed up with being constantly overlooked for promotions. it's like you have a personal vendetta against me, always choosing the next barbie doll with inflated breasts over me. newsflash: i'm onto your breast expansion fetish, and i'm not afraid to use it to my advantage. today, i'm taking matters into my own hands - or should i say, into my own breasts? i've got a little secret weapon, a helium tank that's going to make my boobs bigger than you've ever seen them before. and i'm going to hand you the controls, boss. i know you won't be able to resist the temptation to pump me up, to see just how big you can make them. but be warned, i'm not sure you can handle the consequences. you get a little too enthusiastic, and before you know it, my breasts are inflating like balloons. they're going to be so big, so round, so irresistible. and when you finally come to your senses, you'll realize that you have no choice but to promote me. i mean, who wouldn't want a set of breasts like these on their team? so, go ahead, boss. take the controls. pump me up. make me the biggest, most voluptuous woman in the office. i dare you