Huge Pasta Stuffing FAIL! Big bad bellyache!

Description: I don’t think i’ve ever failed a stuffing so epically or suffered so badly afterwards! i had to stop halfway through this massive bowl of pasta because my belly grew so tight, achy and uncomfortable that i couldn’t manage another bite! then again, maybe i should remember i’d actually made ‘pasta bake for three, for one’! maybe i didn’t do quite as badly as i thought?! i started off so well… the massive portion of pasta looked and tasted so good! but there were a combination of things working against me… the fact i hadn’t been eating as much lately, plus i’d been drinking orange juice which always gives me a bloated, gassy belly  so there was a lot of wind inside my stomach already jostling for space with the pasta i was eating! before long my belly was hurting and churning more with every bite i swallowed down into my bloated gut!  but let’s look at the positives here… that’s still a hell of a lot of pasta i wolfed down into my waiting tummy, plus all the gross, deep burps i let out as i tried to make room for more of my stodgy, fattening, carb-ridden meal are loud, long and embarrassing! there are occasional hiccups and lots of tummy rubs and belly play throughout as i struggle with my stuffing and grow visibly more uncomfortable all the time until all i can do is lean back, groan and rub my gut, burping helplessly, begging for relief! also watch for the parts where i grate more cheese to top my pasta because i couldn’t believe how much my belly shook, jiggled and wobbled with the motion! i ended up in a bloated, burpy, achy mess so i’ve also included the aftermath of my failed stuffing where i try desperately to calm my churning tum to no avail…. never have i needed a belly rub so badly! do i have any volunteers?