My Ass Deserves A human bidet

Description: You've already stated that my ass deserve any and everything it demands. and that you're willing to oblige it's every command. well that's going to come into play today. you see this perfect ass? well it deserves a bidet. not just any bidet though. an intuitive bidet. one with a plush pink tongue perfect to clean the crack of my ass with. what sort of bidet is that? hhaha, a human one. duh!