Lawful Evil, Corporate BITCH!

Description: Step into my office… do you know why i called you in here? you have not been meeting your job requirements, you’ve been slacking! what kind of a business do you think i’m running here where i can let clowns like you get away with doing the bare minimum? i should really fire your sorry ass, since i don’t have the time or care to fully retrain you. but i have a better idea. are you familiar with something called… corporal punishment? well, you’re about to be! maybe this will serve as a reminder of what our company policies are, and who is in charge around here. don’t let me catch you slacking off again or you’ll be out of here faster than you can cum your own pants. now get the fuck out of my office, and try not to have a hard on in your pants all day.