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Happy captive paige erin turnerstarring paige erin turner and scott torvea paige is on the phone with a friend. she is telling her friend that she paid for a special service for her birthday. it is a special capture grope. there are a bunch of different scenarios that you can choose from. she chose the home invasion plan. paige has no idea when it will happen but she is excited. later that night paige was in bed when she heard a noise. excited she knows it must be the capture group. that was fast, she wasn’t expecting it for a few weeks. but that’s ok, she says to herself, as she lays back down and is going to act surprised. paige can hardly contain herself as the man walks into her bedroom. he has rope in his hand and looks at her in the bed. quickly he puts his hand over her mouth and tells her not to scream. she assures him she will not yell. the man turns her over onto her stomach. he ties her hands and asks her where she keeps her valuables. paige looks confused and says she doesn’t really have any valuables. and what should that matter for what he is there for. he finishes tying her hands and then grabs more rope. she comments on how good of a job he did. the man looks at her confused. he is here to rob her and she is acting strange. almost as if she is enjoying herself. who acts like they are enjoying getting robbed he wonders to himself. this lady has to be crazy. shaking off his thoughts, he starts tying her legs, but she turns over and asks if he is going to do a hogtie on her. again his is caught off guard by how happy she is to be tied up with rope. he tells her to turn back onto her stomach. she apologizes and tells him that a hog tie was on the list of options. completely confused he asks what options. he tells her this is a robbery and there was no list. again she says she is sorry and tells him that she is just so excited. and a hog tie would be nice. he decides that a hog tie would actually work best and puts her in a hog tie. then he tells her he is going to search for any valuables. now it is her turn to be confused. she asks him why he is going to look for valuables. he should stay there and spank her or something. she calls for him to come back and struggles in the rope. then she asks if this is just part of the game. she giggles as she struggles in the rope. left all alone paige thinks about all of the things he could do to her. finally he comes back and paige tells him that she has been thinking of all the things he could do to her. she tells him that she is really scared, but she says it with a bedroom voice and a smile. paige looks excited, not scared. she keeps going on about what he could do to her. he puts his hand over her mouth and tells her to be quiet. when he removes his hand from her mouth she says she is sorry. she is just so excited that she can’t help herself. the man slaps her face to shut her up. but she just smiles and lets out a sound of enjoyment. confused he slaps her face again. she asks if he could do it again. he pauses and asks if she really wants him to slap her again. she says yes please. he very lightly slaps her face, really not knowing what is happening. she tells him no, slap me hard like you did before! confused he looks around. he asks if this is some kind of joke. maybe some of his buddies knew he was going to rob this house and they set him up. some sort of burglar candid camera show. he asks if the other guys put her up to this. she assures him she did not pay for a group thing. next she tells him he can spank her. she can be a bad girl for him. or a good girl for him. she can be whatever he wants. he tells her that he will make a deal with her. he will smack her face if she answers a question for him. in fact, he will smack her face or spank her for every correct answer. smiling she agrees. he asks where her jewelry is. she tells him it is in her jewelry box. he gives her 3 good face slaps and tells her she did good. paige smiles with delight that she pleased him. and that he rewarded her with a face slap. next he asks where they jewelry box it. she tells him it is in her closet. he spanks her a few times. and again she loves it. he leaves and checks her jewelry. when he comes back he asks her if she has any real jewelry. the stuff in the closet is cheap and not worth anything. paige tells him she is allergic to real jewelry. he asks here where her money is. she replies that it is in the bank where money is supposed to be. duh. he shakes his head and just walks away. she yells out for him to come back. paige screams that she paid for a full service capture. you can’t just leave me here! i paid good money and i want my monies worth! she yells. but he has left her hogtied on the bed. end ]]> Sat 24 May 2025 13:12:00 +0200 https://pornmeka.com/videos/1072271/happy-captive-paige-erin-turner-720hd/ https://pornmeka.com/videos/1071510/not-as-planned-paige-erin-turner-720hd/
Not as planned paige erin turnerstarring paige erin turner and scott torvea paige erin turner has been captured by a very rough group. she it tied with her arms over head in leather suspension cuffs. they are planning to interrogate her and find out who she is working for. there is only one problem. paige likes it rough, in fact she thinks of it as foreplay. paige is tied with her arms over head, normally people are worried about what will happen to them. but she seems to be stretching and enjoying herself. her captor, played by scott torvea is just looking at her. finally he ask if she is enjoying herself. she tells him she is getting a really good side stretch. confused he walks up to her as she continues to tell him about her stretching. she keeps talking so he belly punches her to get her attention. then he slaps her in the face a few times. paige almost giggles from being face slapped and smiles. again, this is not what they normally do when they are slapped. so he is confused. he asks who sent her. she very politely asks, who sent me where? again he looks confused at how she is acting. he just hit her and she is calm and polite. not at all like she is tied up and being interrogated. he asks again, who sent you. she asks sent me where? frustrated he says, here! who sent you here? again very polite and almost as if he were being silly. she replies, you, you brought me here. remember? he almost yells, we caught you walking around the compound. she tells him that she was just talking a walk. he punches her in the gut again. once she regains her breath she asks if he could go back to the face slapping. because that was fun. this continues the entire interrogation and no matter what he tries she seems to enjoy it. finally he leaves in frustration. end ]]> Sat 24 May 2025 10:08:06 +0200 https://pornmeka.com/videos/1071510/not-as-planned-paige-erin-turner-720hd/ https://pornmeka.com/videos/1041094/growing-old-together-arielle-lane-bliss-dulce-720hd/
Growing old together arielle lane bliss dulcestarring arielle lane and bliss dulce arielle lane finds out her roommate bliss dulce is trying to date the same guy she likes. so arielle searches the web to find a magical pen. supposedly when you use it on someone’s skin, they become what you write. arielle confronts bliss and tells her she knows about her plans. they get into an argument that turns physical. arielle pushes bliss down and writes on her stomach. fat, gassy middle aged man with erectile dysfunction. all of a sudden bliss is now exactly what she wrote. bliss stands up and looks at herself. she asks arielle what she did. arielle laughs and tells her. at first bliss doesn’t believe it then they start to fight again. but this time bliss is much stronger. so she pushes arielle down and takes the pen. she writes middle aged nagging housewife. and all of a sudden arielle is exactly what bliss wrote. arielle is confused to see that the marker was used on her. they argue like an old married couple. it turns out that the magic is now all used up and they are stuck like this forever. but there is one more twist. they are a couple, since bliss wrote married, they are now married. after talking about it some more they decide to settle into their new lives together. end ]]> Sun 13 Apr 2025 12:47:19 +0200 https://pornmeka.com/videos/1041094/growing-old-together-arielle-lane-bliss-dulce-720hd/