https://pornmeka.com/tags/crypto/ Fri 17 Apr 2026 09:32:04 +0200 https://pornmeka.com/videos/1115496/usb-boy-mobile/
It's time for an extreme findom task, gooner. miss needs to store some cryptocurrency funds in a secure place... someplace the pesky government & other nosy people can't get ahold of it. my money should always be my money, don't you agree? now, all you have to do is follow my instructions. trust me, you want to be a human piggy bank for me. you want to be useful as a true vessel for my well-deserved fortunes. and, now, you can finally do it. after this one, scary but hot, task.... in your pathetic gooner body it goes, if you jerk off hard enough-- it's almost time to let you cum as you swallow that crypto drive. i totally promise you'll be my special usb boy. my only usb boy.... you know that i'd never lie to you, right? anyway, human piggy bank: jerk that cock and cum, and *then* i'lll tell you my little secret. xoxoxo ]]> Sat 31 May 2025 21:51:59 +0200 https://pornmeka.com/videos/1115496/usb-boy-mobile/ https://pornmeka.com/videos/1105829/usb-boy/
It's time for an extreme findom task, gooner. miss needs to store some cryptocurrency funds in a secure place... someplace the pesky government & other nosy people can't get ahold of it. my money should always be my money, don't you agree? now, all you have to do is follow my instructions. trust me, you want to be a human piggy bank for me. you want to be useful as a true vessel for my well-deserved fortunes. and, now, you can finally do it. after this one, scary but hot, task.... in your pathetic gooner body it goes, if you jerk off hard enough-- it's almost time to let you cum as you swallow that crypto drive. i totally promise you'll be my special usb boy. my only usb boy.... you know that i'd never lie to you, right? anyway, human piggy bank: jerk that cock and cum, and *then* i'lll tell you my little secret. xoxoxo ]]> Fri 30 May 2025 07:18:23 +0200 https://pornmeka.com/videos/1105829/usb-boy/ https://pornmeka.com/videos/1003983/the-leather-clad-gold-digger-takes-all/
When you stumble in from a night of partying, you're in for a shock. dressed in a sleek leather catsuit, black wig, and latex gloves, i'm waiting for you at your place. rumor has it, you're sitting on a fortune in bitcoin, and i aim to find out if it's true. i sweet-talk my way into getting a peek at your phone, and when i see those 1000 bitcoins staring back at me, my heart skips a beat. but i've got a plan, and it involves getting my hands on all that digital gold. that 'sweet juice' i prepared for you? just a little something to help the transfer process along. and once it's all mine, you'll be left with nothing - except a nasty surprise. this is my day, and i'll take everything i want. you, on the other hand, will be left with nothing but a memory... and a mysterious 'accident' that will leave everyone guessing. ]]> Sat 22 Mar 2025 20:55:20 +0200 https://pornmeka.com/videos/1003983/the-leather-clad-gold-digger-takes-all/ https://pornmeka.com/videos/151120/the-truth-about-nft-bros/
So, you've staked both your entire net worth and your entire self-worth on something that, if we're being honest, was a fad, and has now been relegated to niche groups of delusional hangers-on in hopes that the world will eventually find an actually sustainable use-case for this allegedly wondrous technology. but deep down, you're questioning. deep down, you know that all the talk of to the moon and wagmi is just a cope to avoid the truth. deep down, you know that you're nothing but a loser and that the world is laughing at you. the viewer is assumed to be a man with a penis. ]]> Thu 06 Jul 2023 14:36:04 +0200 https://pornmeka.com/videos/151120/the-truth-about-nft-bros/